How do i convince my mom the flowers that I got her for mothers day were not stolen from the cemetery?
June 2nd, 2010
Just so Crash knows, Carnations are my fave flowers. He need to know this if he plans to get laid on our first date.
Make Mom Happy on Mothers Day!
June 3rd, 2010 at 2:56 am
Show her the receipt.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 3:15 am
Show her the receipt of purchase.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 3:34 am
tell her they were stolen from shop rite
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June 3rd, 2010 at 4:09 am
Just make sure the "Dearly Departed" band is removed, and you’re good to go.
Take away the carnations too. Carnations are the stool-peanuts of the flower world.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 4:17 am
haha!! r u serious?? cuz that is pretty sick if u did do that.. but if ur really not lying then show her your recipt xoxoxo hannah
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June 3rd, 2010 at 4:25 am
Tell her where u got em from… why is she sayin summat like that anyway?
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June 3rd, 2010 at 5:00 am
Just so Crash knows, Carnations are my fave flowers. He need to know this if he plans to get laid on our first date.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 5:12 am
Be sure to take the "In Memory of…" card out of the bouquet before you give it to her. That is usually a "dead" giveaway.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 5:46 am
Were they stolen from the cemetery?
Tell her to smell them. And if they smell like dead body she’ll know.
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June 3rd, 2010 at 6:16 am
take the r.i.p card off them
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June 3rd, 2010 at 7:04 am
haha!! show her the reciept
mine?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AqMJYXUnzAAt0PJ3I3oF18Dty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20100508155919AAp6hZy
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June 3rd, 2010 at 7:18 am
Remove the ‘ Sympathy’ card~
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June 3rd, 2010 at 7:58 am
Show her the receipt if you bought them from the store or unless you got them from your neighbors house and cut off the flowers (that’s what i did because i don’t have the money to buy flowers).
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June 3rd, 2010 at 8:38 am
Get a receipt….!!
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June 3rd, 2010 at 9:25 am
Yes, remove the card or note that says " RIP Mommy–we miss you " or, if they were planted in the ground, remember to shake off the loose dirt from the roots… (that was my mistake last year)
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June 3rd, 2010 at 10:04 am
If you have to convince ur mom that you didnt steal flowers from a cemetary, you must be one bad son
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June 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 am
Turn the tables on her…whimper, tear up and say, "but mama, I was just sure you would appreciate these flowers more than the dead guy. I risked going to jail for you mama! Will I ever be able to do anything to please you?"
She’ll be dumbstruck..I’m pretty sure. lol
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